World Cup Fever is insatiable!

Fact File 1#

1# Totally helplessly in love with the new Moschino Light Clouds edition despite the funny kiwi shaped bottle head...It really does make me think of light fluffy clouds on a cool, worry free day, a day perfect for kite flying and ice cream that melts on your fingertips.

2#That my boss is also human, ie he too checks out entertainment pieces while working-in his case while overseeing a case.

3# Finally believes in the existence of Bambi Prunes( translation: a recently discovered species of ancient, adorable, white tufted, balding, pocket sized indian men of prune like texture and appearance along with big dewy bambi eyes behind ancient half moon spectacles-eyes prone to staring into space for hours at a time after which subject would suddenly snooze off like a dead log).

4# Saw the massivest book ever- 8 inches thick. If that book were dropped from the 7th floor of a building onto the head of some poor unfortunate soul, not only will the head be smashed to pulpy powder but he will also be driven like a nail, a few inches into the pavement.

5# Malaysian drivers use the fast lane to talk on their mobiles, apply makeup or perform daily hygiene runs( read: pick nose, cut nails) while on the run. Side effects include accidents that cause long ass jams that are completely unnecessary.

6# I'm turning 22 in 15 minutes time. Wish God would give me a break and freeze me at age 21 or at least take away my age tracking ability so that in my head ill forever be 21. I think shops like Forever 21 exist to reinforce this wanton reluctance to grow up.

Spiffifying Quotes!

Another IJR epiphany

Ive just realized that a lot of my posts start with I've just realized. Therefore from now onwards ill abbreviate and it shall be "IJR''. IJR that i have an intense thing for mythologies especially Greek and Egyptian. One of the things i like about media concerning Greek and Eyptian mythologies is how everything is narrated to sound magnanimous and otherworldy. For example "Therefore Kratos embarked on a journey that Zeus had feared he would" in that mysterious, aged, feminine voice. I feel like ive been transported to that world, that giant titans with temples on their backs and vengeful sadistic gods made the world their playground. It's exhilarating and exciting, a good escape if mortal earthly life gets too boring which isn't hard to come to fruition for the likes of someone like me-i get bored SO easily!

I was thinking how fun I'd be if I could have my own personalized booming female voice to announce the daily ups and downs of my life. " Su thus woke up to a treacherous morning and faced the moat of metal mobiles that crunked her groove and made her late for work''. ''Thereafter he was called the Ladoo for his intrinsically shaped cylindrical form and a ruddy leer accompanied by a sneering, silky voice that felt like verbal rape to the person he was speaking to''. '' She felt like her soul was on fire but she tried to put on a metal mask to block out the burning furnace from prying eyes.'' ór '' She was overjoyed at the prospect of that which made her irrevocably happy, without the need for dishing out her moolah''. It'd at least make me feel like SOMEONE if i had a booming personalized mythologized voice dictating important events in my life. Imagine how much more funnier it'd be if it were narrating something retarded in that voice. '' The mini in front of Su's sleek little box car bucked like a horse on heat and capsized upon collision with the hillock that called itself a tollbooth, lying on its side, wheels a turning' to the chagrin of Su who hates obstacles on the road''.

Hahaha im high.

Btw anyone who hasn't played God of War, regardless of gender or race is a loser and has not lived life to the fullest.

E.E. Cummings: making poetry popular culture

a clown's smirk in the skull of a baboon

a clown's smirk in the skull of a baboon (where once good lips stalked or eyes firmly stirred) my mirror gives me,on this afternoon; i am a shape that can but eat and turd ere with the dirt death shall him vastly gird, a coward waiting clumsily to cease whom every perfect thing meanwhile doth miss; a hand's impression in an empty glove, a soon forgotten tune,a house for lease. I have never loved you dear as now i love behold this fool who,in the month of June, having certain stars and planets heard, rose very slowly in a tight balloon until the smallening world became absurd; him did an archer spy(whose aim had erred never)and by that little trick or this he shot the aeronaut down,into the abyss -and wonderfully i fell through the green groove of twilight,striking into many a piece. I have never loved you dear as now i love god's terrible face,brighter than a spoon, collects the image of one fatal word; so that my life(which liked the sun and the moon) resembles something that has not occurred: i am a birdcage without any bird, a collar looking for a dog,a kiss without lips;a prayer lacking any knees but something beats within my shirt to prove he is undead who,living,noone is. I have never loved you dear as now i love. Hell(by most humble me which shall increase) open thy fire!for i have had some bliss of one small lady upon earth above; to whom i cry,remembering her face, i have never loved you dear as now i love

There and back again

It's been ages since Ive updated my blog. And for good reason too, what with work and being taken on a non stop emotional bungee. These pictures perked me up and made me smile; the reason why I have a blog at all :)

Tipsy over Tiffany's!

I'm going crazy over Tiffany's...I'm going to own the classic set of pearl's from Tiffany's before my time is done here. That i promise.