Dead seconds interview...haha

Nothing beats...
*swimming

The OC or Dawson's Creek?
*OC coz Mischa Barton's character dies

I'd like to super size...
*my mental dexterity

What advice would you give your younger self?
*Trust no one except ur fem

If you could reprogram yourself, what one trait would you leave out?
*addiction to sleep/coffee

I always mispronounce...
*souvenir/awry

What question should they ask Miss America or Miss Universe contestants?
*Before we proceed are you sure you have enough brains to answer the following questions, CORRECTLY?

Who is your nemesis?
*the guy who's higher than my arch nemesis

I sleep on my...
*stomach

If I had to jump from the top of a building, I'd prefer to land in...
*the Nile

My name should be listed in the Wikipedia entry for...
*being the painfully self aware depreciationist/ sadist with a weird sense of humour

What are the strangest two foods you've combined together?
*hmm peanut butter and banana

Tom Cruise: crazy town, or misunderstood?
*crazy town

Ah! To be young and...
*evil

No matter how desperate I was for a guy/girl, I'd never...
*tell him how much i liked him unless he initiated first

I feel naked without my...
*lipgloss & benetint :)

If I were a super hero, my super suit would be made out of...
*diamond and steel

What's the most recent dream you remember having?
*stuffing myself with cupcakes and chocolate yumm

I wish my cell phone had a...
*fuchsia cover

Glasses or contacts?
*Contacts!

What music should they play at your funeral? (example: Get On Up)
*The killing moon-nouvelle vague

The best music comes from...
*the least known bands

I think Global Warming is...
*an antidote to commercialism/materialism/stupidity

Use the following words in a sentence: pink, dirigible, luckily, phonics
*I have a pink dirigible which luckily fell out of the sky which i use to teach phonics to my cat?

Voldemort or Sauron?
*tough choice...i think ill go with Voldy coz the name's cooler

I like my men/women how I like my...
*shoes...

For the talent portion of the competition, I will...
*do stand up comedy?

Thongs are...
*yucky & for sluts!

If you had to get a tattoo, what would it be?
*Zip A Dee Doo Dah(go figure)

Who is the funniest person you know?
*Me? Im being honest

If you had an extra toe, what would you do with it?
*Er like toes could do anything...maybe trip someone n jokingly say " Right I couldn't have tripped u if i had an extra toe!"

10 Second interview

Bananas in pajamas are...
*awesome trendsetters

What would your olympic event be?
*Swimming

Cake or Pie?
*Pie

If you saw wet cement, what word would you write in it?
*"Make art not war!"

Are you a country mouse or a city mouse?
*My soul's in the country but hearts in the city...does that make sense?

I don't get mad. I get...
*so mad u don't even have time to know I was mad before i do something to you

What was (or will be) your wedding song?
*The Kinks-dedicated follower of fashion

What would you do for a new car?
*anything short of becoming a full time assassin

I wish I could change my...
*twisted perceptions

Shoes or sneakers?
*Flats...

When the aliens arrive, I hope they bring...
*an all purpose custom made chair so i never have to do chores again

What are three words that sum you up?
Talkative.Thinking.Laughing.

I'd describe my sense of humor as...
*goofball, wacky, offbeat, sometimes sarcastic

How many hours of sleep do you need?
*I can sleep anytime anywhere. Sleep is ma fren!

Cat person, dog person, or not into pets?
*Cat-dog person

I'm the best at...
*dreaming...do that too much...wonder how i ended up in Law

What would your custom license plate be?
*Bow down biatches!

What's the worst show on television?
*Eeugh Bold and Beautiful! Hate it!

The last time you cleaned your room, how many hours did it take?
*5 hours...i do it in bulk

I'd be the happiest person in the whole world if...
*I'd see the truth of this world and know my place here and laugh my way to death

When did "10 seconds" become "2 hours"?
*When answering this survey

Which of the following describe you? Teenage? Mutant? Ninja? Turtle?
*Mutant D'oh!

What are three ways you're making the world a better place?
*eating, sleeping and breathing

Who would you want to be with on a desert island?
*Oooh difficult question...should I choose Chris Evans, Ben Barnes or Brandon Boyd?

I've always wanted...
*to be a writer

What will be your last words?
*what Adam Sandler "gestured" in Click

My comfort food is...
*cheese/peanut butter & jam/chocs-esp tam tams

Stupid is as stupid...
*is...

If I were a Disney character, I'd be...
*Pocahontas...or Kuzco

If I'm reincarnated, I'd like to be a...
*a graceful horse or a talking wombat

I'm afraid of...
*fear and of being separated from my loved ones