Funny meanings behind names!

Ok i went to http://www.urbandictionary.com and nearly tore my throat laughing out loud. Best contemporary dictionary for immediate laughs. I decided to key in the names of my family, relatives and find out the meanings. Here they are.

Family:

Dad( Ali)
A Best Friend, someone that you know you can always rely on through anything and everything. you know that your ali wont ever desert you and will always be there for you to talk to, you can tell your ali absolutely anything. Your ali should only be YOUR ali if you can trust them with your life, if you would do anything for them and if they mean the world to you, a best friend that you couldn't live without and who you never want to loose.
1: "Am i your ali?"
2:"no, only ali is my ali" ;)

(Awwww)

Mom(Mariam)
Mariam
arabic name similar to maryam,miriam,
usually very pretty and attractive.
Guy #1-dude look, shes such a mariam.

(Almost like that dictionary is alive...shudders*)

Su(Me)
S.U. (said 'S-U' not 'sue') stands for socially unacceptable. It can be used in many ways but is often used as an exclamation. It describes situations which are akward, tense, or actions which are inappropriate in a given situation, or simply unacceptable according to social norms.
Did you just ask that complete stranger if you have something in your teeth? SU.

That girl is so werid. All I have for here are two words... SU.

(Haha how apt ;P)

Sister(Junior)
Someone who acts like they are capable of doing something special but cannot match their words with an action. Someone who brags but cannot come through.
She's such a junior for telling everyone that she could drink us under the table when she couldn't hold her liquor.

(This is so my sis kekeke)

Brother(Leo)
A lion made famous by MGM. Gets paid big bucks just to sit in a circle and roar, traumatizing countless small children.
I had a dream I was watching Tom and Jerry, and Leo just wouldn't stop roaring!

(Hahahhaha! LOL)

Rellies:

Grandma(Phwa)grandma
The only person in the family that knows how to cook.
Person A: Mmmm! This food tastes good!
Person B: Yea, I bet a grandma made it.

Cousin(Baby Zara)
A word with a meaning very similar to "cute". When you see something really cute, such as a baby, you may want to smoosh, squeeze, rip it's head off, eat it ("you're so cute i could eat you up!"), or squish it, hence, squishy. Can also be used as a verb (to squish). Often accompanied by a spaz: a;sdlkfja;sldkfj;asdlkfja;sdlkf

Cousin( Leena)
a very beautiful precious sweet intelligent assertive girl
leena is beautiful

Cousin(Lounas-nat nat)
An award given out by Nat Dawg to people who do something stupid.
You win a Nammy for running into a wall!

Cousin( Ruqaiyah-ruq)
Sunkisses or sunspots.

Cousin( Mon)
Abbreviation for the middle of nowhere. might lose cell phone reception because I'm in the MON

Cousin( Azlan-bilay)
bilay
a sexy african guy
ooo ooo check out that bilay!
(lmao)

Cousin( Tha Tha)
A misspelling of the. Used by people who incorrectly believe themselves to be cool.
"I am THA WILD."

Aunt( Zar Zar)
zar
The Romanian word for the liquid which gets separated from milk after coagulation, when preparing cheese.

Aunt( Sarah)
Sarah 2665 up, 970 down
The name "Sarah" is translated from the Hebrew language. It means "Princess"...and rightly so!
The translation of "Sarah" is "princess"

Aunt(Sophia)
A girl's name that means wisdom in Greek.



Thi Thi
A verrry pretty girl (dep gai) and will be beautiful when grown up.
dang she looks soo Thi!

Weird People

Yacob( By)
An ungainly work colluege or associate. One who could be described as: dull, stupid (possibly to the point of retardation), ugly and boring
"Have you seen the new guy in the packing room?"
"Yes mate, complete ganner."

Mala
The act in Halo of killing yourself and your entire team with one rocket.
Did you see that we just got those guys to be in our mala and we blew us all up?

Khadi
is an evergreen shrub that grows naturally on the mountain sides of many parts of Africa. Where the plant is used as a social stimulant
We are hoping to buy some of his product. He pauses for a heartbeat and turns to pull out a box from beneath some plastic covers at the back of the room. "How much?" he asks, handing me a sample bundle of leafy twigs wrapped in a moist banana leaf. That is khad

Sayar
A type of retail plastic casing that protects expensive electrical gadgets. It is usually impossible to open with your hands, and very difficult to open using any other type of sharp device. The edges are usually completely sealed with no obvious ways of opening it.

By Gyi
Adorable little rodents that run around your house and poop everywhere.

Aunty Nyo
A rounded thickly curled hairdo generally worn by african americans.

U Sein Win
A substance produced by the liver which helps seperate fats into tiny droplets in the small intestine.

Khin San Oo
is one who participates in organized crime, typically the Mafia; gangsters commit crimes for money

Nurjan
When someone (usually a girl) walks while bobbing their head side-to-side making their hair move funny.

Mr Gopal
A slang word for turnip in south-west England.

Ms Nava
A person (usually a female) who intentionally goes out of their way to gross you out.

Mr Varfee
A Varf is a vampiric Smurf, that lives in a vacuum, that evolved from a fur ball coughed up by a Persian cat.
Oh My Friggin god, Is that a Varf on your rug!

Mrs Chin
From Chin/k/ese/aman:

Kyaw Kyaw
Possibly the most disgusting food there is.

Ko Min
Destroyed, terminated, ceased functioning, ended abruptedly by external forces

Ko Kyaw
an inanimate chicken in disguise




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